We've talked about it before, and now it's here! eames proudly presents!
THE GQMF DICTIONARY!
All the terms you will ever need to take part in ontd_startrek and ensure your GQMF status!
$10 Words: A long or grandiose word, intended to show the speaker's intelligence. Coined in the Pinto Summer of '09, where CP and ZQ tried to drop as many into the press junket as possible.
Usage: "Holy shit, check out all the $10 words in that Pinto interview!"
Bulge: Chris Pine (or indeed any GQMFs) man parts.
Usage: "SHIT SON, CHECK OUT THE BULGE!"
CAPS LOCK: TYPING IN UPPER CASE. THE NORM IN ontd_startrek
Usage: "NO, REALLY. MY SHIFT KEY ISN'T STUCK. I JUST TYPE LIKE THIS!"
Captain Fine: Chris Pine. God of bulge. (See also: CFine, CPine)
Usage: "Oh, bb. Captain Fine is looking HAWT today."
CAPTCHA: A spam-filter by LJ that kicks in when a party post reaches 5000 comments. Users have to type in two words, in order to be recognised as human. A source of anguish and hilarity.
Usage: "WE'VE HIT CAPTCHA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Chekovian: The Russianisation of words, replacing the letter v with w, based on the speech of Pavel Chekov.
Usage: "Nine, Five, Wictor, Wictor, Two!"
Choverlord: John Cho.
Usage: "Screw God, I worship the Choverlord."
DO IT DO IT DO IT!: A command, usually used to rally a member(s) into action on a specific topic/point of discussion,
F5: The refresh button on a standard keyboard.
Usage: All the bloody time. Especially when waiting for a Party Post to appear.
FIRE EVERYTHING!: A negative response to an opinion or statement, suggesting imminent destruction. Also, conversely, a positive one. Context is all.
For realsies (babe): A statement of seriousness about a topic. Also a way of agreeing with an opinion, or discussion. Coined by ZQ in 'Hostage: A Love Story.'
Usage: "Honestly?!" "Ya, for realsies, babe." / "I want to bite KU's thighs." "For realsies."
Fughat: Headgear, usually a fedora, worn by Zachary Quinto.
Usage: "Woo-hoo! The fughat is back!"
Fugly: Ugly. Chris Pine's shoes.
Usage: "Damn, those shoes are fugly!"
GQ: Gentleman's Quarterly magazine. Used to refer to someone or something that is the height of cool. (See also GQMF)
Usage: "Omg, that is so GQ."
GQMF: An acronym for "GQ mother fucker," referring to actors that are physically attractive enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine. ontd_startrek has adopted the term for our cast, and our glorious community members.
Usage: "Shit, son. Check out that GQMF!"
Hay gurl hay!: A greeting. Used amongst GQMFs.
Humanitarian Armada: The members of ontd_startrek, when combining their powers for good.
Usage: "Holy shit! We raised over $18k for Haiti. We are a motherfucking Humanitarian Armada!"
I CAN DO ZAT!: Chekovian for "I can do that!"
Usage: "Stay up all night for the party post? I CAN DO ZAT!"
I'll be in my bunk: A suggestion of the need to indulge in self-loving, based on the lust-inducing properties of the topic at hand.
Usage: "OMFG, [insert GQMF of choice] looks so good. I'll be in my bunk."
Intelligensia: ZQ's favourite coffee haunt.
Keysmashing: The repeated and random striking of a keyboard, in order to convey strong emotion.
KU(UUUUUUUUUUUUUU): Karl Urban. God of sex.
Usage: "Goddamn, KU looks good in that photo."
LaMill: Chris Pine's favourite coffee haunt. Often seen in Walking Posts.
Lens Flare: LENS FLARE. Flare. In a lens. For anything especially GQ.
Usage: "Dude, that picture is so GQ, it needs LENS FLARE!"
LL&P: Live Long and Prosper
Usage: Self-explanatory. Often used to sign-off Omegle conversations.
Lower case: lower case, aka, how zachary quinto always types.
Lulz: Amusement, or laughs.
Usage: "That Party Post really brough the lulz!"
MOOOOOOOOOOOON: A natural satellite of the Earth. Also, ZQ's crazy competitiveness, made real. (Reference: here)
Noah: ZQ's GQMF Irish Wolfhound/Airedale Terrier mix. AKA, THE MOST GQ DOG IN THE WORLD.
Usage: "Ooh, a ZQ walking post. ICU, Noah!"
Party Hard: A song by Andrew WK. Our unofficial anthem. Often used to kick off a Party Post.
Usage: "WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY, WE WILL PARTY HARD!"
Party Post: A post in which ontd_startrek members comment-spam with pictures/macros, etc, in order to reach 10,000 comments. The awesomeness cannot be contained in a mere dictionary definition.
Usage: "Who thinks it's time for a Party Post, bbs?"
Pinto: [Pin]e/Quin[to] The mindblowing concept of a sexual relationship between these two GQMFs
Usage: "That Pinto fic was amazing, for realises!"
Plaid: Chris Pine's oft-worn shirts. See also, Walking Posts.
Usage: "Plaid? AGAIN?!"
Punch It!: A direct order to go at something with gusto. Usually party posts.
Usage: "10,000 comments? Let's Punch It!"
Quintobrows: Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.
Usage: "FEAR THE QUINTOBROWS. For they are mighty!"
Shat(man): William Shatner, original GQMF.
Usage: "Mmm, the Shat. I still would. >D"
ShatSpeak: Talking, or typing, based on the unique way that William Shatner delivered Kirk's lines.
Usage: "I feel... an attack... of... ShatSpeak... coming on."
Shit, son. Break me off a piece of that: A sexually or aesthetically appreciative statement about someone, usually a GQMF.
Sparkle Text: Text. That sparkles. If it's not written in SPARKLE TEXT, it's not important.
Usage: LIKE THIS.. Source Source
This!: A statement of agreement, usually accompanied with a Michael Jackson macro.
Usage: "Omg, bb, that's totes amazing!"
Trufax: A statement of agreement with an aforementioned opinion or comment.
Usage: "KU needs to be naked more? Trufax."
UNF!: An expression of sexual gratification derived from GQMF stimulus.
Usage: "Check out [insert GQMF]s [insert body part]! UNF UNF UNF!"
Urbine: [Urb]an/P[ine]. The man-meat sandwich that is the pairing Urban/Pine.
Usage: "NEEDS MOAR URBINE!"
VAGEEN: Downstairs lady parts. To be said in a bad Irish accent. Word coined by ZQ in a Star Trek blooper reel.
Usage: "I LURHVE HER VAGEEN."
Walking Post: A post. With pictures. Of GQMFs. Walking. That's really it.
Usage: "Unf, did you see CP's latest walking post! Dat ass!"
Yoga: Thousand million year old discipline schmiscipline. Excuse to fantasise about ZQ.
Usage: "Check out ZQ's yoga bod. I want to get into the downward dog with him!"
ZQ/ZQMF: Zachary Quinto. God of brains.
Usage: "Oh man, check out ZQ's arms. Unf unf unf."
Please feel free to add anything, and I'll edit the post. :) It's meant to be a collaborative thing, so I'd love to have you guys on board. I wrote all of these, except for the GQMF definition, which I pretty much stole from Urban Dictionary. I did as many as I could think of, too, but I just know there'll be something I missed off!
Hope you guys enjoy~ ♥