: Laura Laurent (frealzies) wrote in ontd_startrek,
2009-06-09 16:56:00

Chris Pine talks about his penis. no, seriously.

Chris Pine wants us to talk up his endowment.

This is from June’s Cosmopolitan magazine. For those of us who haven’t read Cosmo in a about a million years, they’re still doing that feature with men, asking them for “Ten Things Guys Wish You Knew”. For this issue, they asked Chris Pine, the 28-year-old hottie who stars as Captain Kirk in the rebooted J.J. Abrams-directed Star Trek.

1. “Approaching girls in bars terrifies us. It sort of feels like a no-win situation. Like, we know we’re already paddling upstream because she assumes, “Oh, he thinks I’m cute. I win’ And where does that leave us?”

2. “’Wow, you look so skinny!’ is not a compliment. Having a good body means actually having something there.”

3. “No matter how big we are - and yes, I’m referencing to that area - it’s best to assume we have a Napoleon complex. We’d love it if you threw in a ‘Damn, that’s huge!’ every now and then.”

4. “’My God!’ ‘I don’t know if I can hold that thing!’ and ‘Baby, I don’t have three hands’ all work pretty well too.”

5. “A man becomes a mama’s boy any time he’s sick. And any time he’s really hungry.”

6. “Dirty texts are amazing,”

7. “We’re absolutely scared sh*tless of your wrath.”

8. “We hate it when you say ‘I don’t know. What do you want to do?’ Guys have to do most of the heavy-lifting in terms of inviting and picking the perfect place to go to dinner. Give us a break once in a while and decide what to do on a date. We’re still going to end up driving.”

9. “A white wife-beater tank top, tight jeans and a pair of heels drive us nuts. A black bra and you’re asking for trouble.”

10. “When we’re having a guy’s night out, we’re really not doing much of anything at all. We basically just put each other down, then laugh at each other, then put each other down…”

[From Cosmopolitan, print edition, June, 2009]

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Tags: best post ever, chris pine/jim kirk, hahaha, interviews

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kristensanders

June 9 2009, 21:20:03 UTC 3 years ago

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rofl cosmo

usagiko

June 10 2009, 08:18:28 UTC 3 years ago

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LOL that he actually took the bait.

dodger_greywing

June 9 2009, 21:20:12 UTC 3 years ago

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Aw, that's too cute. Even big famous actors have ego issues. XD

And yay, men love the wifebeaters! Good, because that's all I wear. lol And the guy's night out thing is totally true. Live with 60 men for 9 months and you learn that male bonding involves mostly calling each other gay and beating each other in the head with empty soda boxes.

behindthechalet

June 9 2009, 21:44:02 UTC 3 years ago

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I went out with my brother and his friends once because if I didn't his girlfriend would've been the only girl and all they did all night was call each other fags and grab each other's balls.

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June 9 2009, 21:22:24 UTC 3 years ago

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*dies*

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June 9 2009, 21:21:41 UTC 3 years ago

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I was reading Cosmo the other day and couldn't get past the first few pages without being irritated. And it was in Spanish, a language I only have a basic knowledge of. D:

boombox

June 9 2009, 21:23:51 UTC 3 years ago

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“A white wife-beater tank top, tight jeans and a pair of heels drive us nuts. A black bra and you’re asking for trouble.”

I hope he's joking. That's terribly tacky.

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listenlouder

June 9 2009, 21:24:07 UTC 3 years ago

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brb buying a black bra and heels

loveweasleys04

June 9 2009, 21:25:19 UTC 3 years ago

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LOL ME TOO!

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shoe_bug

June 9 2009, 21:26:03 UTC 3 years ago

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Unfortunately, this was the only thing my mind went to at #9

anime_fanatic19

June 9 2009, 21:27:20 UTC 3 years ago

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hahahaha nice

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milkandmolasses

June 9 2009, 21:26:18 UTC 3 years ago Edited: June 9 2009, 21:26:49 UTC

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oui_heliotrope

June 9 2009, 21:29:34 UTC 3 years ago

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CHRISTOPHER, WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS? HANDS!

spinawebofsound

June 9 2009, 21:26:46 UTC 3 years ago

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And then a million Pinto fics were written especially Dirty texts are amazing

fancyxthat

June 9 2009, 22:23:36 UTC 3 years ago

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Someone request this on

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war_machine_rox

June 9 2009, 21:27:42 UTC 3 years ago

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I think that might have been the moment I fell in love with that man and realized I needed to marry him XP

Okay...

Number 2 is great.

thatjamiegirl

June 9 2009, 21:29:43 UTC 3 years ago

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Duly noted, Chris Pine. If you'll excuse me, I have everything BUT the heels....

loveanddarkness

June 10 2009, 03:31:15 UTC 3 years ago

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Get some Christian Louboutin and go forth and seduce him.

Get video for us. Post and share. That's not optional.

iodine_sky

June 9 2009, 21:31:31 UTC 3 years ago

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I think I have a deja-vu. I feel like I read that before o_O
Strange.

sixteen_humor

June 9 2009, 21:35:33 UTC 3 years ago

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ONTD maybe?

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June 9 2009, 21:31:50 UTC 3 years ago

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i'll keep that in mind captain fine. ;]

merrytook92

June 9 2009, 21:34:35 UTC 3 years ago

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Well that was a turn off.
What the hell?! Degrading to women, much?

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marlo

June 9 2009, 21:37:28 UTC 3 years ago

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*takes notes*

j/k. Now if ZQ liked the ladies and had some tips for us...

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June 9 2009, 21:37:41 UTC 3 years ago

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So basically bb is kind of cheap and wants to be complimented for what nature has given him? He's SHATNER REBORN!

cinnamonnn

June 9 2009, 21:42:15 UTC 3 years ago

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Bahahaha I THINK YOURE ON TO SOMETHING HERE

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antiquitea

June 9 2009, 21:37:59 UTC 3 years ago

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Some of these are classy, some are sort of tacky but typical of anything with one Y chromosome and one X chromosome. That being said UNF.

shadyoutkast

June 9 2009, 21:48:16 UTC 3 years ago

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yes. straight men are wonderful yet douchey. too bad i love them so much.

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unnecessaryhat

June 9 2009, 21:38:09 UTC 3 years ago

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I love xPine as much as the next fangurl but I'm pretty sure Cosmo just makes that stuff up. Every month is a different guy saying pretty much the same thing.
That said, I think guys look pretty hot in wife beaters too... minus the bra.

callitsafety

June 9 2009, 21:48:40 UTC 3 years ago

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I'm pretty sure Cosmo just makes that stuff up
I wouldn't doubt it. Hahah

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June 9 2009, 21:39:02 UTC 3 years ago

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9. “A white wife-beater tank top, tight jeans and a pair of heels drive us nuts. A black bra and you’re asking for trouble.”

yesyesyes

cest_dangereux

June 9 2009, 21:40:13 UTC 3 years ago

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Yarg. Just when I start to get past his heterosexual douchebagery he comes out with this.

eumelkeks

June 9 2009, 21:42:11 UTC 3 years ago

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This.

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shadyoutkast

June 9 2009, 21:42:18 UTC 3 years ago

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1. I'm sure it terrifies decent, quality guys. the creepers however...they love that shit.

2.“’Wow, you look so skinny!’ is not a compliment. Having a good body means actually having something there.” (Chris, do you like something extra?)

3 & 4 oh Chris...don't talk about your dick. It breaks my brain.

5. “A man becomes a mama’s boy any time he’s sick. And any time he’s really hungry.” (sad but true...)

6. dirty texts can be amazing...unless you accidentally send them to your mom or dad.

7. “We’re absolutely scared sh*tless of your wrath.” (you should be, Christopher...)

8. “We hate it when you say ‘I don’t know. What do you want to do?’ Guys have to do most of the heavy-lifting in terms of inviting and picking the perfect place to go to dinner. Give us a break once in a while and decide what to do on a date. We’re still going to end up driving.” (That's actually pretty funny. I do that all the time so maybe i should stop.)

9. “A white wife-beater tank top, tight jeans and a pair of heels drive us nuts. A black bra and you’re asking for trouble.” (sounds like something someone from the Hills would wear *gag*)

10. “When we’re having a guy’s night out, we’re really not doing much of anything at all. We basically just put each other down, then laugh at each other, then put each other down…” (this is true. My guy friends do this all the time. its quite weird/hilarious)

grass_stained

June 10 2009, 00:21:30 UTC 3 years ago

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6. dirty texts can be amazing...unless you accidentally send them to your mom or dad.

Thank god I wasn't drinking or eating when I read this. You win.

lilyadore

June 9 2009, 21:43:58 UTC 3 years ago

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I swear this is like a variation of the same list that Cosmo churns out every issue.

behindthechalet

June 9 2009, 21:48:28 UTC 3 years ago

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my theory is that when they have those "100 AMAZING SEX TIPS!" things is that they write them all down on slips of paper and then put them in one of those big drums, like at a raffle, and draw them out.