It wasn't until NuTrek that I heard "Spork" used as a technical term for Spock/Kirk. It brings me great joy.
The sad part is, I might actually be interested in acquiring this ($23, GODDAMN) official Starfleet Academy utensil, if I didn't already own a generic titanium spork. (It was a gift. DON'T JUDGE ME.)
first delurking post, wheeee!
EDIT: ADSKLJFADNDAKFJG I've been beaten to it! URGH I'M SLOW. Enjoy the macro, anyway, feeble though it may be. D: