illz ([info]illogical_me) wrote in [info]ontd_startrek,
2009-07-11 23:33:00
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Fun with horrible vampire novels and Star Trek

So, me and a couple of friends were having a conversation earlier about twilight. Someone posted a chunk of the book that they found to be particularly hilarious, and lo and behold, this macro was born: (DeForest does manage to pull it off.)
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Soon after that, I found the quote pages for the books, and the other fifteen or so macros under this cut were born. title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description title or description
HERE ARE THE SOURCES. http://www.twilight-quotes.com/characters/cullen-edward http://www.twilight-quotes.com/characters/swan-bella
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[info]morlockiness

July 12 2009, 03:58:31 UTC 2 years ago

OMFG I died. Particularly @ "How long have you been 17", the one right beneath it, and the last one. Fabulous work!

[info]wyntreaurora

July 12 2009, 03:59:35 UTC 2 years ago

OMG! LOL!

As someone who loves both (yes I know that may make me unpopular here) these are SO F'ING HILARIOUS!!

Totally perfect!

[info]rainbowstrlght

July 12 2009, 04:16:26 UTC 2 years ago

I love both, too! ♥

[info]morlockiness

2 years ago

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[info]eclipsedfynn

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[info]charlsye

July 12 2009, 03:59:56 UTC 2 years ago

The "sewenteen" Chekov one CRACKED ME UP.

[info]thisgirlownsmlb

July 12 2009, 04:02:30 UTC 2 years ago

These are fricken' genius, but the the thing that really got me about this post was your icon, OP.

"One shirt, two shirt, red shirt, dead shirt." Amazing. ;D

[info]illogical_me

July 12 2009, 04:06:13 UTC 2 years ago

:D
I try, bb, I try.

[info]the_bothererer

2 years ago

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[info]ayeellelleye

July 12 2009, 04:02:57 UTC 2 years ago

THAT DEFOREST ONE. I THINK YOU WON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF IT.

ooh man, thanks for those perfecto lulz <3

[info]ayeellelleye

July 12 2009, 04:05:17 UTC 2 years ago

also, billy wanted to creep by to check out your lulz.

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[info]sadiesin13

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[info]calidreamin08

July 12 2009, 04:03:03 UTC 2 years ago

dammit jim, i'm a doctor not a vampire!

[info]greatbriton

July 12 2009, 04:03:04 UTC 2 years ago

Twilight is so ridiculously bad! lololololol

[info]fofomazuzu

July 12 2009, 04:04:16 UTC 2 years ago

UGH, YOU'RE MAKING ME POST MY OWN:









AND THEN I RE-DID THAT ONE TO MAKE IT FUNNIER:

[info]illogical_me

July 12 2009, 04:05:25 UTC 2 years ago

I DIDN'T WANT TO POST YOURS AND HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE.
ILU!

[info]fofomazuzu

2 years ago

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[info]le_culdesac

July 12 2009, 04:04:26 UTC 2 years ago

Man, I hate Twilight more than Kirk hates clothes but this made me rofl in my seat.

CREEPY MARY SUE BOOKS ARE CREEPILY FITTING FOR THIS PAIRING. I APPROVE WITH SOME DEGREE OF DISCOMFORT, BUT APPROVE NONETHELESS.

[info]lady__ishtar

July 12 2009, 04:20:44 UTC 2 years ago

Man, I hate Twilight more than Kirk hates clothes but this made me rofl in my seat.

THISSS!

[info]maxvinyl

2 years ago

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[info]skeptiik

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[info]dwell_ondreams

July 12 2009, 04:06:59 UTC 2 years ago

OMG. Does someone really say "I fall down a lot when I run" in that book? Holy crap. I didn't want to read it before, but now I really don't want to. Or maybe I do, so I can laugh my ass off. I'm so conflicted now.

Anyway, great job! These are hilarious. My favorite is the last one, DO WHAT? lol

[info]illogical_me

July 12 2009, 04:09:16 UTC 2 years ago

Yes, it's a real quote!

[info]rainbowstrlght

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[info]rebecca_massey

July 12 2009, 04:07:14 UTC 2 years ago

haha two of my favorite things together as one..


all is right.

[info]passthepeaches

July 12 2009, 04:08:09 UTC 2 years ago

omfg the Chekov 17 one is AMAZING!

[info]the_bothererer

July 12 2009, 04:42:16 UTC 2 years ago

That's my favorite other than the requisite "Do I dazzle you" one

[info]serenemiss

July 12 2009, 04:11:17 UTC 2 years ago

OMFG. First there was Mean Girls x Star Trek.

Now there is Twilight x Star Trek.

And I am laughing my fucking ass off.

[info]roseeclipse

July 12 2009, 21:57:36 UTC 2 years ago

I wonder if LOTR X Star Trek would work...

[info]doriandelorean

July 12 2009, 04:11:29 UTC 2 years ago

ILU

[info]gleeful_t

July 12 2009, 04:12:02 UTC 2 years ago

LULZ, AHOY!

God Sewenteen fits perfectly!!!!

[info]bourbonnapoleon

July 12 2009, 04:12:09 UTC 2 years ago

Wow. When I said that this book was written like a 13 year old doing fanfiction, I didn't know how right I was.

[info]serenemiss

July 12 2009, 04:26:48 UTC 2 years ago

LOL there are many Twilight fanfictions that are better than the actual book.

[info]brianneh

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[info]latex_muffins

July 12 2009, 04:18:10 UTC 2 years ago

Dear God...the last one... ;D

[info]bloodygoodgirl

July 12 2009, 04:18:17 UTC 2 years ago

ahahahaha I love it. Especially the Chekov and 17 one.

[info]beepers07

July 12 2009, 04:19:28 UTC 2 years ago

About this time last year, I was very obsessed with Twilight. Then in August Breaking Dawn came out and I nearly clawed my eyes out.
I thank Breaking Dawn for getting me out of that whole Twilight trance I was in.

*But still LOL at your macros. I most liked the "17" one.

[info]morlockiness

July 12 2009, 04:23:10 UTC 2 years ago

Same for me. Breaking Fail made me see how it wasn't so amazing.

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[info]rainbowstrlght

July 12 2009, 04:20:31 UTC 2 years ago

LOL, love these! ♥

I think the "do I dazzle you?" one is my favorite. :D

[info]forthisreason

July 12 2009, 21:58:28 UTC 2 years ago

It's not nearly as good as the High School Musical/Twilight crossover gif.

[info]lovelornis

2 years ago

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[info]ever_obsessed

July 12 2009, 04:22:47 UTC 2 years ago

*stabs herself in the eye with the straw of her Sonic slushie because of the Kirk and Pike one*

Worth it.

[info]the_bothererer

July 12 2009, 04:43:02 UTC 2 years ago

Brother, no!

[info]rotae

July 12 2009, 04:23:18 UTC 2 years ago

LMFAO. THAT IS ALL.

Peace,
Rotae

[info]brianneh

July 12 2009, 04:29:32 UTC 2 years ago

ICON LOVE!

[info]skeptiik

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[info]tonks07

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[info]serai1

July 12 2009, 04:23:38 UTC 2 years ago

Jesus Christ. Is the book really that bad?

[info]illogical_me

July 12 2009, 04:28:23 UTC 2 years ago

YES.

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[info]the_bothererer

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[info]caffrey

July 12 2009, 04:25:39 UTC 2 years ago

LMFAO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SEVENTEEN. WIN.

[info]leillu

July 12 2009, 04:27:25 UTC 2 years ago

...I need to read this book [cough]

AWESOME MACROS BTW. DID NOT SEE THIS CROSSOVER COMING XD

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