seri_scribble ([info]seri_scribble) wrote in [info]ontd_startrek,
2009-08-05 20:43:00
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I have completed the Kirk's shirt's X-TREME Macro Trifecta!

Aaaaaages ago there was a request for a X-TREEEEM macro for this fabulous article of clothing, so:






And because I assume you want a refresher on Kirk's other fashion statements before answering the poll:







And now for a highly scientific study. Please keep in mind that the reboot uniforms (which are both awesome looking AND molecularly stable) are not an option here.

Poll #1440267
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 661

Which of Kirk's command shirts would you rather wear?

View Answers
Classic Command Gold (will rip off your body within the hour)
250 (37.8%)
Mirrorverse Terror Inducing Torso Tunic
214 (32.4%)
Wonderous Green Wrap
197 (29.8%)
Tags: macros

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[info]wheres_walnut

August 6 2009, 01:01:29 UTC 2 years ago

I wonder what the record for longest period of time Kirk's shirt stayed on is?

5 -10 minutes? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP.

These are glorious, by the way.

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:12:02 UTC 2 years ago

I saw an episode the other day in which Kirk managed to keep his shirt on. I was honestly very confused.

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[info]fuhhletch

August 6 2009, 01:02:48 UTC 2 years ago

this + some drank = SPORFLE
needless to say, i lol'd

[info]forthisreason

August 6 2009, 01:04:06 UTC 2 years ago

I was going to vote for the Classic Command Gold, but dammit, you said which one would I rather wear. I'd rather not be exposed for all humanoids to see.

So of course I had to pick the Terror Inducing Tunic...just because of that sash. Hot damn.

[info]juniper200

August 6 2009, 03:30:56 UTC 2 years ago

I went for the wrap, because I look good in wraps. But Kirk looks best in Classic Command Gold. It was a trick question!!

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[info]i_said_boourns

August 6 2009, 01:05:00 UTC 2 years ago

Classic Command Gold- ALWAYS AND FOREVERRRR!!

[info]charlsye

August 6 2009, 01:07:47 UTC 2 years ago

While I prefer the Classic Command Gold on Kirk, I think I would look better in the Terror Inducing Tunic.

I always look better with a little ~*SPARKLE*~

[info]haikitteh

August 6 2009, 01:11:43 UTC 2 years ago

"...terror inducing torso tunic" lololol you are killing me! As much as I love the gold mirror universe vest tunic thingy, I gotta go with classic command gold. It's a little more manly. I like a guy who doesn't look like he's trying so hard. (and it rips so nicely!)

[info]neigedens

August 6 2009, 01:14:18 UTC 2 years ago

My favorite thing about mirror!Kirk is how overinvested he is in his fabulous gold smock. The things he complains about during "Mirror, Mirror" are his uniform, Spock's beard, his personal guard, and HIS FUCKING UNIFORM WHERE IS IT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CREW'S MORALE WITHOUT IT.

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:21:33 UTC 2 years ago

ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DIDN'T EXPLODE WITHOUT THAT SHIRT EXISTING. SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES IT MANAGE????

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[info]fisting_pigs

August 6 2009, 01:19:37 UTC 2 years ago

The commander gold macro with Kirk's shirt ripped makes me want to see him in a Powergirl outfit.

He would totally dig it.

[info]ruby_larkspur

August 6 2009, 01:22:04 UTC 2 years ago

LOL THIS

[info]alizarin_nyc

August 6 2009, 01:20:11 UTC 2 years ago

Please, won't someone pick my ass up offa the floor from laughing so DAMN HARD?

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:24:49 UTC 2 years ago

I DECLARE A BITCH PLEASE ICON SHOWDOWN OF DOOOOOOOOOM. muah.

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[info]calumfan

August 6 2009, 01:20:20 UTC 2 years ago

OK this wins at life. All 3 extreme macros LOL

[info]shadyoutkast

August 6 2009, 01:26:05 UTC 2 years ago

I'll LOL forever if Chris has to wear a version of the Mirrorverse Terror Inducing Torso Tunic.

[info]ms_erupt

August 6 2009, 01:31:39 UTC 2 years ago

I LOL'ED SO HARD AT THIS THOUGHT THAT I LITERALLY STARTED TO CHOKE ON MY OWN SPIT. SHIT.

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[info]dodger_greywing

August 6 2009, 01:30:32 UTC 2 years ago

Command Gold, of course. Because it's just not a TOS episode without Kirk ending up half-naked.

Oh, wait, it was supposed to be which one I would wear? Well it still stands. Because I totes wouldn't mind spontaneously losing my shirt for the benefit of the audience.

[info]canarypaper

August 6 2009, 01:35:16 UTC 2 years ago

I voted green wrap because SERIOUSLY? ONLY KIRK CAN PUT THAT SHIRT ON AND STILL BE A BADASS. NGL. XD

[info]myselftheliar

August 6 2009, 01:38:17 UTC 2 years ago

bitch, plz

Terran Empire 4 life

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:45:25 UTC 2 years ago

Re: bitch, plz

EPIC

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[info]froggie

August 6 2009, 01:41:20 UTC 2 years ago

I love this community so fucking much, oh my god.

[info]flawed_karma

August 6 2009, 02:57:47 UTC 2 years ago

this.

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[info]stormyskies

August 6 2009, 01:41:24 UTC 2 years ago

"all day pass to the gun show" ftw

These are hilarious. Great job!

[info]murf1307

August 6 2010, 01:41:21 UTC 1 year ago

Your icon made me rofl.

[info]melisus

August 6 2009, 01:43:34 UTC 2 years ago

Oh god, I hate that green wrap so fucking much.

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:57:18 UTC 2 years ago

the wrap is FUCKING DISTRACTING.

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[info]piratehatter

August 6 2009, 01:45:54 UTC 2 years ago

I can never get enough of extreme advertisement. I really cannot.

[lols forever]

[info]yawmin

August 6 2009, 01:46:24 UTC 2 years ago

Although I vote for mirror, I must bring it up: What about the dress uniforms and the sparkle madness that is them?

[info]callmejude

August 6 2009, 05:44:42 UTC 2 years ago

!!! THIS.

I like Kirk's, but I want Spock's dress uniform hardcore.

[info]a_celtic_pirate

August 6 2009, 01:47:03 UTC 2 years ago

Terror Inducing Torso Tunic of course! Not only do I look fabulous in gold sparkles, but the name is catchy too!

[info]sithdragn

August 6 2009, 01:47:03 UTC 2 years ago

Gotta vote Mirror Mirror. When Kirk's gold sparkly shirt and Spock's beard were on screen together? UNF trekgasm.

I LOVED that costuming ptb maintained the sparkly canon in STXI. Kirk's sparkly skivvies and Spock Prime's discofabulous undershirt. RAR to both, bb!

[info]seri_scribble

August 6 2009, 01:49:51 UTC 2 years ago

wait wait wait wait wait WAIT.

Discofabulous undershirt?!?!?! HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

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[info]callieach

August 6 2009, 01:55:08 UTC 2 years ago

I wonder if the Mirrorverse Terror Inducing Torso Tunic ever gets ripped...

[info]jlm121

August 6 2009, 01:59:03 UTC 2 years ago

only in the most sexified of ways. You know to bare the CHEST OF DOOM.

but he has to keep the sash, cause it rules.

[info]callieach

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[info]slythwolf

August 6 2009, 02:00:58 UTC 2 years ago

My favorite part: ALL-DAY PASS TO THE GUN SHOW. ILU.

[info]snackbreak

August 6 2009, 02:03:30 UTC 2 years ago

HOW DOES ANYONE PICK?!? I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE D:

[info]taconaco

August 6 2009, 02:10:24 UTC 2 years ago

I HEARD FROM MY DEAR FROM [info]misshatter THAT THEY MADE THE GREEN WRAP SHIRT BECAUSE THE SHAT WAS GETTING TOO CHUBBY FOR HIS NORMAL SHIRT AT THAT POINT. And thus, they made that to make his waist look smaller. Lolol I wish I knew the source of this but I always find it hilarious.

And man, I will have to think about this choice. I will probably end up going with the normal shirt, 'cause I like the classic look.

[info]gigglestheblood

August 6 2009, 02:14:22 UTC 2 years ago

He wasn't that chubby in the first season. And when he got tubby in the third season they just squeezed him into a girdle.

I heard they made it for The Enemy Within so they could indicate which Kirk was which. Less amusing reason, I know.

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