Coaster ([info]coasterchild) wrote in [info]ontd_startrek,
2009-09-26 14:05:00
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ELI ROTH/INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS APPRECIATION POST

I'm justifying this because Eli Roth totally looks like a bigger, harrier version of ZQ. And he looks real good covered in Nazi Blood.

Warning: This post may contain swearing and SEXY Inglourious Basterds spoilers. YE BE WARNED.

Seriously, guys, lookit:



But you need more convincing to jump on the Eli-love bandwagon? Well, I come prepared.

First of all, the guy directs and stars in adorable PETA ads.



My PETA commercial!


And the promo shots with it are to die for:



I love his comment on this one. "People may disagree about PETA, but we can all agree that a Coke date w/ your anaconda is pure bliss. " Oh, Eli. <3

More snake tongue action. I tried to actually make out with ... on Twitpic

'NFW! You want to what????' on Twitpic



But that is not all! Once upon a time, Eli Roth discovered Inglourious Basterds porn fan-fiction. It was a beautiful day for the internet.



Many, many more after the cut.















After that one he posted this lovely picture:

That's a bingo! on Twitpic Poor, poor Christoph.

Are you really not convinced yet? Okay, fine. How about his very next twitpic post:

@icedcaffeine, how's this? on Twitpic

And then...



And of course, the follow up picture.

Pics or it didn't happen. Good morning, Blueberries. on Twitpic


Seriously, Eli, never change. <33333





UNF. Mirrors are basically the best thing ever invented.

I leave with one last piece of evidence after the cut. If you're not convinced, then I imagine it's hopeless.





EDIT: DEAR GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL US. EDIT 2: OMAR PROVIDES EVIDENCE THAT HE TOO IS A BADASS GQMF.

Anyone on ONTD care for an afternoon snack? on Twitpic

You asked for it! RT @walkingoncrack @omardoom - give us an o... on Twitpic

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[info]passthepeaches

September 26 2009, 18:51:02 UTC 2 years ago

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I LOVE YOU FOR THISSSSSSSSSS

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 18:52:57 UTC 2 years ago

sjsjdfhsjkf I LOVE THIS MOVIE MORE THAN IS HEALTHY.

[info]nyseides

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[info]limetto

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[info]crazyumbrellas

September 26 2009, 18:54:07 UTC 2 years ago

LOVE HIM. LOVE THE MOVIE.

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[info]raineblack007

September 26 2009, 18:54:53 UTC 2 years ago

I APPROVE OF THIS POST.
I woke up to those tweets. Especially the tissue one. Best morning/afternoon ever.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 18:57:54 UTC 2 years ago

Me too, BB. I woke up, refreshed twitter, and saw the tissue pic. For like 30 seconds I was like "buh?" then I remembered the wanking tweet from last night, and I was like "OMG ELI ILU FOREVER YOU ARE MY FAVORITE."

[info]raineblack007

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[info]affablevulcan

September 26 2009, 18:55:48 UTC 2 years ago

O___O MY FUCKING NEW HERO!!! thank you for sharing!

[info]nyseides

September 26 2009, 18:56:53 UTC 2 years ago

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK NO ONE WOULD POST ABOUT THIS XD and I was wary of doing it myself 'cause I'm not technically in the IB fandom and didn't care much for Eli either way before it XD. But I've been refreshing Twitter obsessively and lurking the hell out of that ONTD post because OMG THIS IS SOME EPIC SHIT GOING DOWN AND I AM GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW.

And I need to find someone to watch IB with me again. IT WAS AWESOME.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:04:08 UTC 2 years ago Edited:  September 26 2009, 19:08:03 UTC

IT HAD TO BE DONE. I feel it was my duty.

Yo, I was only vaguely aware of his existence before IB, so no worries. I had no interest in the Hostel movies, and I just hadn't gotten around to seeing Cabin Fever(edit to add: but yeah, now I'm probably going to end up getting them all just for the damn commentary because he's too damn adorable), but when the Bear Jew came out with that fucking bat, ho shit, I was a goner. UNF BEAR JEW TAKE ME NOW.

I would watch it with you, BB!

[info]nyseides

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[info]jackschism

September 26 2009, 18:57:56 UTC 2 years ago

HOLYYYY SHIT, ELI, YOU HAIRY HAIRY BEAST.

He is a sexy, hairy man, goddamn, I'D hit it. He DOES look like ZQ, I see it.

It is HYSTERICAL he read all that porn and showed Tarantino, I'm so stoked.

Memming thisss.

[info]_profiterole_

September 26 2009, 19:05:00 UTC 2 years ago

I'm not in that fandom but OMG he read a kink meme and showed it to Tarantino! WIN! \o/

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:09:11 UTC 2 years ago

IT WAS SUCH AN AMAZING DAY.

[info]ninety6tears

September 26 2009, 19:09:46 UTC 2 years ago

I find him so obnoxious, but I don't know if I can't love him a little after seeing that tweet

[info]totallybalanced

September 26 2009, 20:03:18 UTC 2 years ago

i prefer to call him 'excessively enthusiastic'. lol

[info]ninety6tears

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[info]rutter_tongued

September 26 2009, 19:12:25 UTC 2 years ago

I've been loving this man for years, but I just keep face palming over this. And then just lol'ing.

[info]lallyloo

September 26 2009, 19:14:42 UTC 2 years ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS!

I've been following his twitter shenanigans this week (including his watery eyed "allergic reaction" to watching the Hannah Montana movie) and I've fallen in love!

HILARIOUS XD

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:17:46 UTC 2 years ago

Oh god, the Hannah Montana thing! sdjfdhjksfhs HE BREAKS MY BRAIN AND I LOVE IT.

[info]loserintinfoil

September 26 2009, 19:16:11 UTC 2 years ago

I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF HIS TWITTERS. I haven't even seen Inglorious Basterds, but when I read his twitters, I died. But no one I know is into fandom, so I couldn't squeal with anyone about how great he is for reading fanfiction. NOW I CAN. YAY!

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:19:18 UTC 2 years ago

I have the same problem! No one IRL understands how much of a huge deal this is. GUYS ELI ROTH FOUND GAY BEAR JEW PORN AND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT?!

[info]loserintinfoil

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[info]janetbond007

September 26 2009, 19:19:24 UTC 2 years ago

I wasn't a fan before last night, but dammit, the internet made me love Eli Roth.

On that epic ONTD prime post, someone posted something along the lines of "This night, Eli Roth has made up for years of being Eli Roth" and I couldn't have agreed more.

ALSO, THERE NEEDS TO BE A PORN WITH HIM AND ZQ. OMG, BRB, GOING TO THE KINKMEME. SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:25:42 UTC 2 years ago

SERIOUSLY ZQ/ELI NOW PLZ.

What I really want is a Star Trek/IB crossover. It could be like that one TOS episode where they go to the Nazi planet, but in the reboot universe it's Tarantino's Nazi planet and they meet the Basterds, and Uhura could help them practice Italian and AUGH DO WANT.

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[info]nyseides

September 26 2009, 19:21:08 UTC 2 years ago

P.S. CAN WE ALSO GET SOME LOVE FOR OMAR DOOM UP IN HERE? NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE THE BEST SURNAME EVER, HE ALSO POSTS LINKS TO FANART AND RT'S EVERYTHING ELI TWEETS ABOUT PORN.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:42:09 UTC 2 years ago

HELLS TO THE YEAH

[info]chrryblssmninja

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[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:26:28 UTC 2 years ago

OH ALSO, GUYS, I'M MAKING A BEAR JEW COSTUME AND IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING.

[info]raineblack007

September 26 2009, 19:35:44 UTC 2 years ago

I WAS THINKING OF DOING THE SAME THING.

You're my hero now. Below Eli. I hope you understand.

[info]coasterchild

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[info]taconaco

September 26 2009, 19:28:47 UTC 2 years ago

OH MY GOD. I..am not in that fandom at all, but I think I will start watching him on Twitter JUST FOR THIS!! I had seen the tweets before BUT NOT THE FACES! AHAHAHA!! Absolutely amazing :D

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:30:47 UTC 2 years ago

YOU WILL NOT REGRET YOUR DECISION. He posts so much other great stuff, too, but it would've taken up SO MUCH SPACE, so I had to condense.

[info]limetto

September 26 2009, 19:36:01 UTC 2 years ago



[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 19:38:50 UTC 2 years ago

YESSS MY TWO FAVORITE GIFS

Photobucket refuses to let me upload the full size version of the first one, or else I would have posted it. UNNNFFFF.

[info]hollybud

September 26 2009, 19:47:09 UTC 2 years ago

Blueberries on ANARCHY DAY

I AM ADDICTED TO HIS TWEETS.
I AM NOT ASHAMED.

EXCELLENT A+++ POST

[info]mahotsuki

September 26 2009, 19:52:02 UTC 2 years ago

You know...
He totally looks like a cross between ZQ and Jason Lee.

[info]totallybalanced

September 26 2009, 19:59:49 UTC 2 years ago

I TOOK THIS COM OFF MY FRIENDS LIST SO MY COMPUTER WOULDNT EXPLODE BUT THEN I MISSED THIS POST

DAMMIT!!

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 21:49:03 UTC 2 years ago

BUT YOU DIDN'T MISS IT, BB, WE'RE ALL RIGHT HERE.

[info]nyseides

September 26 2009, 20:29:54 UTC 2 years ago

eliroth http://twitpic.com/j91t7 - Anyone on ONTD care for an afternoon snack?

OH GOD I LOVE THIS MAN.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 20:37:27 UTC 2 years ago

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRB EDITING POST

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[info]laminy

September 26 2009, 21:21:45 UTC 2 years ago

I completely effin' love him. Like, fucking love him so much. I love his movies.

[info]subarashiine

September 26 2009, 21:41:13 UTC 2 years ago

Eli twittering for us fans is so satisfying.

AND FRUSTRATING. AND TORTUROUS.

[info]nyseides

September 26 2009, 21:47:49 UTC 2 years ago

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 21:51:23 UTC 2 years ago

SHIT YES.

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[info]chaosgrrrl_77

September 26 2009, 22:02:06 UTC 2 years ago

lol ontd is going crazy with Eli right now. I just want him and ZQ and their eyebrow goodness on me both at the same time

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 22:09:29 UTC 2 years ago

Those eyebrows should be fucking illegal. YOU CAN'T GO AROUND IMPREGNATING PEOPLE LIKE THAT, BOYS. IT'S NOT POLITE.

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[info]chaosgrrrl_77

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[info]nyseides

September 26 2009, 22:31:41 UTC 2 years ago

FROM ONTD:



HOW DOES THIS MAN EVEN EXIST OMG. <3333333333333

[info]coasterchild

September 26 2009, 22:36:26 UTC 2 years ago

AHHHHH THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING

[info]nyseides

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