A gift these picspams have granted me is ability of being able to see a picture of ZQ or CPine and being able to tell when/where it was taken. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.
As with the ZQ picspam I had to sift through thousands of pics (woe is me) and narrow it down to these mere 100-ish. (IDEK it just happened) Chances are quite a few slipped by me. Feel free to keep the unf going in the comments!
Also, for some reason photographers keep wanting to take pictures of his face. The mind. It boggles.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Why are you still talking? PLZ TO BE GETTING ON WITH THE SEXY."
But isn't the slow build ~exciting~? Just sit back, let the suspense build and *dodges projectiles* WELL OKAY THEN.
PREPARE TO GET YOUR SCROLL ON.
Let's start off with something non-threatening
Okay, I know I said non threatening. Just ignore the mess to the right.
CPine obviously knows where our focus is for once
Arms. So long.
Best suit evar
HAY GURL HAYYY
BB just looks damn fine in a suit
BONUS. This is also a hand!picspam IT'S LIKE AN AWESOME PRIZE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FAVOURITE SUGAR COATED CEREAL.
BB PINE. *flail*
'So then I cradled his balls like so…'
I am both hot and bothered by this. Very, very bothered.
Whoopsie Daisy. How'd that get there~
So dirty. So wrong. So very, very right.
Two shitty movies and one CSI episode
aka Chris Pine should be made to wear tank tops/wife beaters AT ALL TIMES
SINCE WHEN HAS A TSHIRT BEEN EROTIC?
Worst letter placement. Ever. GQ, covering up the bulge is not...well, not GQ.
My favourite part about this photoshoot is Zoe being sexy enough to start fire and Chris looking like he's thinking 'OMG Just take the picture. TAKE THE PICTURE!'
PS- If anyone has unmarked/originals of the above PLZ TO BE SHARING
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Unnnf. Give it to me bb.
Arms. Hands. Eyes.
New panties will be handed out at the end of this post.
Okay, let's ease our way into it.
Wait for it...
Okay now. It's time.
Here it comes
THE WHITE SHIRT CHRONICLES
WERK IT GURL
He's onto us.
SUCH AN ARM TEASE. DAMN YOU PHOTOGGGGG
And finally I give you this.
We're all very familiar with the cardigan Chris has been seen with every day for the past oh, forever. HOWEVER. During my research for this post I found this from May.
Wonky lapel things? Check.
Worn everyday for weeks? Double check
It's lighter in colour and weight but essentially the same.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Pine has Spring/Summer & Fall/Winter versions of The Cardigan.
To those who need new panties, as promised.
Karl Urban's masculinity.