A while back,anadapta0801and I made a, er, a 'special' star trek parody children's book.
We were subsequently informed in the comments on it that it was right up your collective street, and thought we'd share. Because we have learned that sharing is good.
If this post in any way broaches the rules of this rather deleriously awesome community, this was in no way meant. You can either view it at the original source HERE, or you can view it under the cut on this post here.
Words by me, pictures byanadapta0801
(also, if you're confused by the combination of TOS and reboot characters, you may want to swing by here for clarification.)