Coaster (coasterchild) wrote in ontd_startrek,
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ELI ROTH/INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS APPRECIATION POST

I'm justifying this because Eli Roth totally looks like a bigger, harrier version of ZQ. And he looks real good covered in Nazi Blood.

Warning: This post may contain swearing and SEXY Inglourious Basterds spoilers. YE BE WARNED.

Seriously, guys, lookit:



But you need more convincing to jump on the Eli-love bandwagon? Well, I come prepared.

First of all, the guy directs and stars in adorable PETA ads.



My PETA commercial!


And the promo shots with it are to die for:



I love his comment on this one. "People may disagree about PETA, but we can all agree that a Coke date w/ your anaconda is pure bliss. " Oh, Eli. <3

More snake tongue action.  I tried to actually make out with ... on Twitpic

'NFW!  You want to what????' on Twitpic



But that is not all! Once upon a time, Eli Roth discovered Inglourious Basterds porn fan-fiction. It was a beautiful day for the internet.



Many, many more after the cut.















After that one he posted this lovely picture:

That's a bingo! on Twitpic Poor, poor Christoph.

Are you really not convinced yet? Okay, fine. How about his very next twitpic post:

@icedcaffeine, how's this? on Twitpic

And then...



And of course, the follow up picture.

Pics or it didn't happen.  Good morning, Blueberries. on Twitpic


Seriously, Eli, never change. <33333





UNF. Mirrors are basically the best thing ever invented.

I leave with one last piece of evidence after the cut. If you're not convinced, then I imagine it's hopeless.





EDIT: DEAR GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL US. EDIT 2: OMAR PROVIDES EVIDENCE THAT HE TOO IS A BADASS GQMF.

Anyone on ONTD care for an afternoon snack? on Twitpic

You asked for it! RT @walkingoncrack @omardoom - give us an o... on Twitpic
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