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Seriously, guys, lookit:
But you need more convincing to jump on the Eli-love bandwagon? Well, I come prepared.
First of all, the guy directs and stars in adorable PETA ads.
My PETA commercial!
And the promo shots with it are to die for:
I love his comment on this one. "People may disagree about PETA, but we can all agree that a Coke date w/ your anaconda is pure bliss. " Oh, Eli. <3
But that is not all! Once upon a time, Eli Roth discovered Inglourious Basterds porn fan-fiction. It was a beautiful day for the internet.
Many, many more after the cut.
After that one he posted this lovely picture:
Poor, poor Christoph.
Are you really not convinced yet? Okay, fine. How about his very next twitpic post:
And of course, the follow up picture.
Seriously, Eli, never change. <33333
UNF. Mirrors are basically the best thing ever invented.
I leave with one last piece of evidence after the cut. If you're not convinced, then I imagine it's hopeless.
EDIT: DEAR GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL US. EDIT 2: OMAR PROVIDES EVIDENCE THAT HE TOO IS A BADASS GQMF.